Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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