- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What's white and gluey Glue

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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