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VAL SUCKS

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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