- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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