- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

A bar walks into a man

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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