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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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