- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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