- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

* anti-punchline

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Mooses

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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