That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Barack Obama.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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