- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

The cream, it is coming

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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