- Anti Joke

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.