Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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I'm Batman.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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