- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.