What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Albert <3 Hunter

Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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