- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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