a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

You were born.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

why did the zebra cross the road?

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

PENIS that is all

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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