- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Roses are red, yup.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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