- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Mitt Romney

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Good job, son.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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