- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

yolo your orange looks orange

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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