What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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