- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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