- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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