- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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