You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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