- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

Charlie Sheen is winning

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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