Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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