- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

9/11

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Where's the soap?

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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