how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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