- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Alchohol.

An Asian with a big dick.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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