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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

eoin burgin is fat

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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