- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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