- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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