- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

im saul and i love cock

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

A praying mantis is very graceful

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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