- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

anti jokes are really funny

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...