Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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George W. Bush

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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