Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...