- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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