whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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Your're racist.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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