- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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