- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

The Blonde walked into a wall.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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