- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

what do you call a black guy african american

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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