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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Gordon Brown smiles.

Dumbledore dies.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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