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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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