- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Stephen Hawking

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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