- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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