Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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