What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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What did the fish say after he

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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._____________________. Whale!

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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