Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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WILLYS

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

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