What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Robin, get in the car!

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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