- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??