Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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eoin burgin is fat

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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