- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

the power to turn magnetism into light

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Honk if you're Amish!

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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