your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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