what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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