- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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