- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

The holocaust

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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