Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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