- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Face...tastes like chicken!

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

what are three short words? i a am

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Women's rights

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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