Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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