What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What did the old man say? Im old

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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