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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.