- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

A man walks into a vagina

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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