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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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