- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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