- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What is my name? I dont know

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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