- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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