- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

How about that airline food?

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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