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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Beka has AIDS

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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