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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What's stupid a light bulb.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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