What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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