Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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