- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

woman's lacrosse

You know whats funny? Women's rights

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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