- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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