- Anti Joke

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

noah is a scrub jungle

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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