- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

A midget walked under a bar.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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