CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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