- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

i just wrote this so hard

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Matthew Baker

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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