- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

knock knock Goodbye

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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