- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

why did the zebra cross the road?

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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