man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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