- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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