knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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