on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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