Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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