- Anti Joke

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Why so serious? Your brother died.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.