Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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