- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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