Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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