yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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