Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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learn. advance!

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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