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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

this last joke was a correction to the other one

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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