- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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