- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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