- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What do you call an blank test? an F

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

Your mom is not fat!

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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