- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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