So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Anti Joke

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