- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

If life gives you lemonade.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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