Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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