- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

nothing

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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