- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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