What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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