Whats green? The color green.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What is the difference?

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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