- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

How come anti jokes r funny

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

sucks Syntax...

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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