Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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