- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

my mind's eye?

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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