Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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Q: How do get a person to leave you alone ? A: Suck out his eye-balls stuff them in your ears to muffle the sound of his screaming as you head-butt him into a fine paste. Then proceed to spread or squeeze sed paste on to delicious food substance and eat sed delicious food substance. Then carry on with the rest of your day like nothing happened. (P.S. Just ignore any letters about court cases or arrests)

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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