- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

outside your comfort zone

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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