- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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