- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Are you gay. No. Ok.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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