- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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