What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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Obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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Anti Joke

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