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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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