- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Barack Obama is a good president.

What stops a train? A missile

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