- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Christ is a conspiracy

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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