Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Women's Rights

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

neil likes pube toast

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