- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Who wants water? I do.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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