- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

This is my favorite antijoke.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

being sober in a bar fight

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Black people are the scum of the earth

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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