- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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