Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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I C U P White stuff

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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