If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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