If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Title IX

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Mooses

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Why so serious ?

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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